Monday, 12 December 2011

The 12 Days of Rickmas...

On the first day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
A copy of the big issue.

On the second day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the third day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the fourth day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Four stand up comedy DVD’s,
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the fifth day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Five Box office Smash Hits,
Four stand up comedy DVD’s,
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the sixth day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Six Flanimals a-laying,
Five Box office Smash Hits,
Four stand up comedy DVD’s,
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the seventh day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Seven BAFTA Awards,
Six Flanimals a-laying,
Five Box office Smash Hits,
Four stand up comedy DVD’s,
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the eighth day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Eight legs scaring Ricky,
Seven BAFTA Awards,
Six Flanimals a-laying,
Five Box office Smash Hits,
Four stand up comedy DVD’s,
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the ninth day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Nine Pilkington’s dancing,
Eight legs scaring Ricky,
Seven BAFTA Awards,
Six Flanimals a-laying,
Five Box office Smash Hits,
Four stand up comedy DVD’s,
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the tenth day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Ten Merchant’s a-leaping,
Nine Pilkington’s dancing,
Eight legs scaring Ricky,
Seven BAFTA Awards,
Six Flanimals a-laying,
Five Box office Smash Hits,
Four stand up comedy DVD’s,
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the eleventh day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Eleven Twonks Twittering,
Ten Merchant’s a-leaping,
Nine Pilkington’s dancing,
Eight legs scaring Ricky,
Seven BAFTA Awards,
Six Flanimals a-laying,
Five Box office Smash Hits,
Four stand up comedy DVD’s,
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue.

On the twelfth day of Rickmas,
my Stalker sent to me
Twelve Practical Jokes,
Eleven Twonks Twittering,
Ten Merchant’s a-leaping,
Nine Pilkington’s dancing,
Eight legs scaring Ricky,
Seven BAFTA Awards,
Six Flanimals a-laying,
Five Box office Smash Hits,
Four stand up comedy DVD’s,
Three Golden Globes,
Two Emmy Awards,
And A copy of the big issue! 

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